AM-Accuscripts is Hiring!

Wow, AM-Accuscripts is hiring! Go for it, people. It's your chance to get employed in one of the more credible MTSO partners MxSecure has in the country. Excuse me while I barf.

By the way, don't expect a corporate environment; the office is actually a house in the middle of a huge suburbian subdivision, perhaps to make tax evasion a whole lot easier.

Be prepared to work in an office where a thief lurks; do not leave your valuables anywhere unguarded.
Don't be surprised if fingers are pointed your way for being the culprit; they've blamed the new hires before.

Don't be greedy; get ready to donate your 1,500 pesos to the owner, who needs money badly so she can stick with her slimming regimen. Remember, if you end up disliking the way the company is run, you'd have to stay for a year before you get back that amount. Don't forget that you spent for transportation and food during those three days or so.

Tell yourself that you'll be working for an employer who can't keep her word. Yes, you do have a verbal contract; now you know why she prefers it that way.

Accept the fact that you'll be leaving the office at around 8:00 p.m. or so on most days of the week.

Finally, prepare a resignation letter before you even think of submitting your resume.

So, with me having a lot to say about this great company, don't you think I'm making things up or even sour graping? Haha. I don't give a hoot about what you think.

What are you waiting for? Go ahead and apply. I'll be glad you did!