A renegade medical transcriptionist rants about the inherent crappy nature of his former job. He used to have no choice, so he held on to that job because there weren't many other jobs available to him at that time. He used to be a victim of global exploitation occasionally masquerading as outsourcing.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Home-based Work Rocks!

Yey! It feels so good to know that when someone does you wrong, you get back something good in return ... and it's two-fold to boot.

Nearly double your last paycheck while working within the comfort of your home -- it can't get better than that.

Sad to say, I now trust my American employer a whole lot more than I do my previous Filipina owner.

Are You a Wannabe Transcriptionist?

I was at a job interview when the company president, after complimenting me for my good test scores, snickered and mentioned that there was no way he would take in wannabe transcriptionists. I took his statement lightly until I remembered just recently what he said and mulled over the impact of that statement.

By the way, I declined the job offer because 8,000 pesos a month for 6 months is too low, considering that I'd have to spend for transportation and food. I also refused to negotiate for a higher paycheck because such a practice is frowned upon by most employers here in my country.

So I asked myself what a wannabe transcriptionist is. Let's get real for a second and do some introspection. Go ask yourself, "Am I a wannabe transcriptionist?"

After working with several MT companies and observing the work behavior and attitudes of MTs, I have formed certain conclusions based on my experience working with them.

The Lazy MT.
The MT who falls into this category will not let a day pass without pestering a co-worker. This MT hates Google, Stedman's, and Quick Look. Convenience is this MT's goal in life, and asking dumb questions -- which can easily be answered by checking the appropriate references -- is part of this MT's daily routine. This MT is also most likely to be obese and would rather spend time eating than transcribing.

The Overly-Reliant MT.
This MT does not know the meaning of independence and can't work alone. It has become a necessity to turn to a colleague, who is burdened with the task of having to fill in the blanks left by Overly-Reliant MT. No matter what this MT does, there will always be tons of blanks left, even if the audio quality is crystal clear. Apparently, this MT's vocabulary is so shallow that English words that are part of everyday conversation sound like Greek to this MT's ears. This MT shudders at the thought of doing home-based MT work. Overly-Reliant MT does not realize that a transcriptionist's job is best done alone and that consulting a co-worker impedes that co-worker's productivity. This MT may not know how to use Google. However, this MT ends up getting good QA marks because the editor doesn't know that the work turned in was the collaborative effort of at least 2 MTs. Bragging remarks like, "Oh, what a good job I did on this one" are commonly heard from Overly Reliant MT, who has eventually forgotten the people who had helped out.

The Return-on-Investment MT.
After spending as much as 40,000 pesos and more (which includes expenses on fare, food, and reference materials), this MT realizes that so much money has been spent and that it was imperative to find a job. Once employed, this MT realizes that it isn't easy trying to figure out what Dr. Verbally Challenged dictates, but 40,000 pesos is 40,000 pesos. So Return-on-Investment MT sticks it out with MT Exploiters, Inc. for the number of months it will take to get back that amount of money.

The Know-It-All MT.
This MT is likely to have a college degree in the allied medical profession and the like. This MT finds Google, Stedman's, and Quick Look a waste of time after having spent years and years learning all those highfaluting medical terminologies. Stock knowledge is the key to this MT, who ends up with lower QA scores compared to those incurred by this MT's more persevering co-MTs.

The Pretentious MT.
Many perceive this MT as among the best in the industry due to length of experience and a degree in the allied medical profession. This MT is likely to have flunked the board exams but continues to maintain his seemingly elite demeanor. Newbies who have a crush on this MT are among the most ardent admirers this MT gets. To look elite, this MT will turn to you to "confirm" misheard words, but you'll find out that you can pick up most of those words and that Pretentious MT has missed those words by a mile. This MT eventually gets promoted to MT Editor in a short span of time because of an acting job well done. While an MT, Pretentious MT kept bugging colleagues. As an MT Editor, Pretentious MT continues to do the same.

The Grammatically-Challenged MT.
Not knowing that MT skills have more to do with language than medicine, this MT focuses on the medical jargon and ends up typing sentences that do not make sense. It is likely that as a student, Grammatically-challened MT was wide awake in science classes and was mentally absent when taking English lessons.

The Turtle Typist MT.
This MT has a maximum typing speed of 30 words per minute. Practice seems to further reduce this MT's typing speed, and 10 fingers don't seem to be enough.

So again, go ask yourself the question. Be honest with yourself; if not, you're the victim of your inability to look at the truth. Do yourself a favor; don't lie to yourself.

If you fall into any of these categories, then -- sad to say --
YOU ARE A WANNABE TRANSCRIPTIONIST.